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Pete Holmes

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Pete Holmes is a nationally touring stand-up comedian, actor, improviser, writer and cartoonist. He has appeared on VH1's "Best Week Ever," Comedy Central's "Premium Blend" and the Motherload "Honesty" series.

Pete has studied and performed at Chicago's Improv Olympic and Playground theaters, as well as Boston's Improv Asylum theater and New York City's Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. Pete's cartoons have appeared in various magazines, most notably The New Yorker. He also writes for CollegeHumor.com and designs t-shirts for BustedTees.com.
 
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Pete Holmes - Employee Discount

Pete Holmes on the dollar store and paper shredders.

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Posted: 11/18/05
Views: 21,671

South Beach Comedy Festival 2010 -- Comedian Roundtable -- Tiger Woods

The comics marvel at the hilarity of Tiger Woods' various ill-timed ad campaigns.

Tags: Pete Holmes (8), sex (983), South Beach Comedy Festival (33)

Posted: 02/02/10
Views: 18,842

Pete Holmes - Six-Foot-Six

Pete Holmes envies little people.

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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 10,435

Pete Holmes - South Beach Comedy Festival 2010

If Pete Holmes were found stranded on an island, he'd have no beard, but he would have a loin cloth.

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Posted: 01/31/10
Views: 10,205

South Beach Comedy Festival 2010 -- Comedian Roundtable -- Sharks

Owen Benjamin, Pete Holmes, Jay Larson, Natasha Leggero and Joe Mande discuss shark sightings.

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Posted: 02/02/10
Views: 3,994

Pete Holmes - Dollar Store

Pete Holmes gets freaked out by his wife.

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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 1,076

Pete Holmes - KKC

Pete Holmes likes the idea of a guy who hates bad spelling and people who are different.

Tags: Pete Holmes (8), New York City (303), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (86)

Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 759

Pete Holmes - Haunted Apartment

There are so many people in NYC that it's impossible to tell if your apartment is haunted.

Tags: Pete Holmes (8), New York City (303), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (86)

Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 556

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Pete Holmes: Employee Discount

What do you think the employee discount is at the Dollar Store? Do you think it's 'just take it'?

Posted: 11/17/2005

Pete Holmes: Amish Neighborhood

A lifelong dream of mine is to go into an Amish neighborhood and just go up to an Amish child and show him 'Star Wars.' Like, 'This is happening!'...

Posted: 01/17/2010

Pete Holmes: I Love New York

There are so many people in this city, so much happening, that it's impossible to tell if your apartment is haunted. Think about that, that's true....

Posted: 01/17/2010

Pete Holmes: Bushwick, Brooklyn

I live in Bushwick. I'd say East Williamsburg, but I'm not listing it on Craigslist just yet.

Posted: 01/17/2010

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