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Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Stand-up comedian Pete Holmes on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
  • Cartoons have appeared in various magazines, most notably The New Yorker
  • Featured on "Premium Blend" & "Comedy Central Presents"
  • Appeared on VH1's "Best Week Ever" & the Motherload "Honesty" series
  • Featured on Comedy Central's "Hot List"

1 - 10 of 25 Pete Holmes Videos
The Museum (03:03)

Pete Holmes is done pretending he likes museums.

Posted: 03/24/2011 Views: 6480
Wall Drug (01:35)

Pete Holmes doesn't exactly expect laughter when talking about the oldest drug store in America.

Posted: 03/24/2011 Views: 2631
Making Fun of Movies (03:42)

Pete Holmes always gets heckled when he talks about movies.

Posted: 03/24/2011 Views: 8269
New York State Lottery (02:32)

Pete Holmes loves that the New York State Lottery went with the slogan, "Hey, you never know."

Posted: 03/24/2011 Views: 7202
Google in Your Pocket (02:30)

Having Google on your phone is like having a drunk know-it-all in your pocket.

Posted: 03/24/2011 Views: 10541
Uncensored - Our Amazing Bodies (02:43)

The fact that you're alive watching Pete Holmes on the Internet is a miracle.

Posted: 03/22/2011 Views: 9462
The Boot (01:34)

Pete Holmes pre-empts any Internet speculation by explaining why he's wearing a corrective boot.

Posted: 03/22/2011 Views: 9305
Wall Drug (1:24)

Silence and sleepiness are the appropriate reactions to the oldest drug store in America.

Posted: 03/08/2011 Views: 17173
Adults Eating Candy (2:18)

Pete Holmes doesn't trust adults who eat candy.

Posted: 02/26/2010 Views: 27454
Things Adults Can Do (3:41)

Pete Holmes does whatever he wants.

Posted: 02/26/2010 Views: 35182

Pete Holmes Jokes See all 14 Pete Holmes Jokes »

What do you think the employee discount is at the Dollar Store? Do you think it's 'just take it'?

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