Pete Holmes always gets heckled when he talks about movies.
Pete Holmes doesn't exactly expect laughter when talking about the oldest drug store in America.
Pete Holmes loves that the New York State Lottery went with the slogan, "Hey, you never know."
Having Google on your phone is like having a drunk know-it-all in your pocket.
Pete Holmes is done pretending he likes museums.
Pete Holmes pre-empts any Internet speculation by explaining why he's wearing a corrective boot.
The fact that you're alive watching Pete Holmes on the Internet is a miracle.
Silence and sleepiness are the appropriate reactions to the oldest drug store in America.
There are a lot of jokes that Pete Holmes wants to stop.
There is a thin line between "cool dad" and "creepy uncle."