Pete Holmes doesn't trust adults who eat candy.
Views: 27,454
Posted: 02/26/2010
Pete Holmes - Wall Drug
Pete Holmes doesn't exactly expect laughter when talking about the oldest drug store in America.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), food (719), shopping (200)
Posted: 03/24/11
Views: 2,631
Pete Holmes - Making Fun of Movies
Pete Holmes always gets heckled when he talks about movies.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), kids (831), movies (293)
Posted: 03/24/11
Views: 8,269
Pete Holmes - The Museum
Pete Holmes is done pretending he likes museums.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178), education (155)
Posted: 03/24/11
Views: 6,480
Pete Holmes - New York State Lottery
Pete Holmes loves that the New York State Lottery went with the slogan, "Hey, you never know."
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), alcohol (516), music (485)
Posted: 03/24/11
Views: 7,202
Pete Holmes - Google in Your Pocket
Having Google on your phone is like having a drunk know-it-all in your pocket.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), marriage (547), alcohol (516)
Posted: 03/24/11
Views: 10,541
Uncensored - Pete Holmes - Our Amazing Bodies
The fact that you're alive watching Pete Holmes on the Internet is a miracle.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), health (657), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 03/22/11
Views: 9,462
Pete Holmes - The Boot
Pete Holmes pre-empts any Internet speculation by explaining why he's wearing a corrective boot.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), animals (540), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 03/22/11
Views: 9,305
Pete Holmes - Wall Drug
Silence and sleepiness are the appropriate reactions to the oldest drug store in America.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), food (719), shopping (200)
Posted: 03/08/11
Views: 17,173
Pete Holmes - Privacy Is Uncool
The government doesn't need to tap our phones when they can survey everything we do on Facebook.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), friends (403)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 26,652
Pete Holmes - Really?
There are a lot of jokes that Pete Holmes wants to stop.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), driving (336)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 28,981
Pete Holmes - Things Adults Can Do
Pete Holmes does whatever he wants.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 35,182
Pete Holmes - Not Non-True
Hustler Magazine is both true and false at the same time.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), education (155)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 21,381
Nick Swardson - Strongest Boy in the World
Nick's grandmother just turned 90 years old.
Tags: Nick Swardson (50), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 25,096
Judy Gold - Geriatric Dating Game
Judy and her mom will host.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 6,786
Kyle Dunnigan - Old People
Old people and technology don't mix.
Tags: Kyle Dunnigan (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 16,597
Peter Berman - The Meaning of Life
No one's going to listen to you when you're old.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 7,791
Carol Leifer - Times Square
It used to be embarrassing to live in Times Square.
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Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 247
Rachel Feinstein - Booty Clap
As long as Grandma has Showtime, she's fine.
Tags: Rachel Feinstein (27), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/26/10
Views: 18,035
Pete Holmes - Privacy Is Uncool
The government doesn't need to tap our phones when they can survey everything we do on Facebook.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), friends (403)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 26,652
