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An umpire's job is calling people out.
Women have a large capacity to love.
No one's going to listen to you when you're old.
The coma is underrated.
Men are not thinking when women are thinking.
Women need to lower their expectations.
Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.
Women think that men know how to communicate because when we
meet you and start dating you, we talk a lot. Do you want to know why? Because we're...
I went out with the one that wasn't 'the one' for five years.
Get this, I wanted to break up with her after three months, but I didn't. You want to...
Here's when I knew it was over -- three months into the
relationship, we're sitting at a traffic light, and she leans over and punches me right in...
When you're first in love, you cannot sleep close enough to
that person you're in love with. At the beginning of the relationship, you're like,...
I don't know about you guys, but I could use a month off.
Wouldn't that be sweet? You don't have to get up, go to the bathroom, answer the phone,...
No guy I know wants to fight with his girlfriend or his wife.
When we're arguing with you women, and you women are like, 'Hey, don't act like you...
Arguing is totally different when you're married than when
you're dating. I don't care how long you've been together before you get married, once...
You women want to meet a good guy? I'm going to help you.
Here's all you need to do. Pay attention, here's how you women meet a good guy -- lower...