Ralphie May isn't afraid of a dude dressed like his mother.
Ralphie May is not about to c-block his own son.
Ralphie May doesn't know what the military is worried about.
Gay men have made dating better for Ralphie May.
Ralphie May would like women to listen to men during oral sex.
Ralphie May knows that times are tough.
Ralphie May prepares his bong of death.
Ralphie May would like to know what kind of parents let their daughter walk alone in the woods.
Ralphie May creates a new superlative to explain how high he is.
Ralphie May is teaching his kids to cuss.