When is the last time you blacked out something you wish you remembered?
Views: 3,194
Posted: 10/16/2009
Reese Waters - Lifetime
When women watch Lifetime, they just collect emotional baggage by the hour.
Tags: Reese Waters (3), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 3,568
Reese Waters - Recession
Comedians don't get the city to themselves during the day anymore.
Tags: Reese Waters (3), money (606), work/office (459)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 1,691
Reese Waters - Lifetime
When women watch Lifetime, they just collect emotional baggage by the hour.
Tags: Reese Waters (3), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 3,568
Paul F. Tompkins - Behind the Comedy
Drinking eight beers a night for your art might sound like fun, that is, until you start springing leaks.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), alcohol (516), music (485)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 2,004
Andy Ritchie - Stranger's Funeral
Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
Tags: Andy Ritchie (3), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 2,610
Iliza Shlesinger - Something Happened
There's that moment in an evening of drinking, hanging out, having fun, when something happens.
Tags: Iliza Shlesinger (12), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 11,423
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 2,551
Taylor Williamson - Racist Grandma
Taylor's grandmother won't come to his wedding if he marries a black woman, but she'll probably be dead by then.
Tags: Taylor Williamson (1), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 3,808
Drake Witham - Non-Alcoholic Beer
What's the point of non-alcoholic beer?
Tags: Drake Witham (2), family (647), alcohol (516)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,421
Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother
If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), sex (1202), family (647)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,275
Lisa DeLarios - Thrift Stores
You don't know where thrift store clothing has been.
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), imitations (847), money (606)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,481
Cristela Alonzo - What Would Jesus Do?
God doesn't check IDs.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (5), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 8,781
