Every man's fantasy is to be alone with naked women.
There are too many gay men working at The Gap.
Small women don't hit you as much.
If you smell crack in the air, the party is over.
Reggie hates to see black people get arrested.
Dating is rough.
The cameraman on "COPS" does all the work.
Reggie McFadden likes when homeless people make up jobs for themselves.
Reggie McFadden finds it hard to ignore the weirdos outside his window.