Every man's fantasy is to be alone with naked women.
Small women don't hit you as much.
Reggie hates to see black people get arrested.
The cameraman on "COPS" does all the work.
Dating is rough.
If you smell crack in the air, the party is over.
You can always tell who is losing in Las Vegas.
Satan is the man you have to impress in hell.
Reggie McFadden finds it hard to ignore the weirdos outside his window.