Reno Collier loves Mexican women -- a lot.
When it's dark out, Reno Collier drinks.
If you teach in a school, you better be a good liar.
When Reno wants to go to Hooters, he has to lie to his wife.
The Scottish invented clear tape.
Women issues are not funny.
Reno Collier decided to quit teaching and keep drinking.
It'd be a shame if you weren't home when your mail order bride was delivered.