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Retta

1 - 10 of 12 Retta Videos
Can't Have Kids (1:39)

Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.

Posted: 02/12/2004 Views: 5010
Lions in Heat (3:24)

Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.

Posted: 02/12/2004 Views: 5483
Club Jimmy Hat (2:41)

Maybe some girls would go to this club to get their itch on?

Posted: 02/12/2004 Views: 2579
Tiny Hotel Soap (1:24)

There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.

Posted: 02/12/2004 Views: 4631
Men Should Shave Their Armpits (1:25)

That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.

Posted: 02/12/2004 Views: 4321
Annoying Friend (2:53)

Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.

Posted: 02/12/2004 Views: 4097
McDonald's Attitude (1:36)

Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.

Posted: 02/12/2004 Views: 4872
Dating a Skinny Latino Man (4:03)

Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.

Posted: 02/12/2004 Views: 4779
Advice for White Men (0:59)

White boys, stop raising the roof.

Posted: 12/13/2002 Views: 6335
Growing Up Poor (3:15)

When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.

Posted: 02/21/2000 Views: 4188

Retta Jokes See all 12 Retta Jokes »

So I'm like, 'Hold up, slick. I thought McDonald's was supposed to have fast and friendly service.' She's like, 'That's at participating McDonald's, and we ain't participating.'