Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Filed under: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), kids (650)
Views: 2,237
Posted: 02/12/2004
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), stereotypes (391)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 3,142
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (741)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 3,008
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), Week (1000)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 2,459
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), money (483)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,831
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), New York City (305)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,789
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), travel (253)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,696
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,672
Retta - Growing Up Poor
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), food (558)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,459
Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,269
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,671
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), Week (1000)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 2,458
Andrew Kennedy - Close Calls
As a father, Andrew constantly messes up.
Tags: Andrew Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1874), kids (650)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 4,400
Todd Glass - Rationalizing with Kids
People don't catch the part just before parents start screaming at their kids.
Tags: Todd Glass (13), Comedy Central Presents (1874), kids (650)
Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 1,849
Bill Dwyer - The Petting Zoo
Bill Dwyer describes the horror scene that took place at the petting zoo.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1874), kids (650)
Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 925
Rudy Rush - Pretty Babies vs. Ugly Babies
Pretty babies and ugly babies act completely differently.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), kids (650)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,103
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), New York City (305)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,789
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), travel (253)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,696
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), food (558)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,130
Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
