Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Maybe some girls would go to this club to get their itch on?
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
White boys, stop raising the roof.
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.