Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
White boys, stop raising the roof.