There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Filed under: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), money (471)
Views: 1,690
Posted: 12/13/2002
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), stereotypes (389)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,866
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 2,814
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 2,263
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 2,071
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), New York City (303)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,642
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), travel (249)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,528
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,525
Retta - Growing Up Poor
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,331
Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,123
Retta - Growing Up Poor
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,331
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 2,814
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), stereotypes (389)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,866
Avi Liberman - Creative Write-Offs
Avi Liberman has money problems.
Tags: Avi Liberman (1), Premium Blend (749), money (471)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 184
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,054
Guy Torry - Hangin' Out at Home Depot
Golddiggers hang out at Home Depot.
Tags: Guy Torry (1), Premium Blend (749), money (471)
Posted: 11/01/02
Views: 1,164
Mick Betancourt - Acid Trip
Mick took acid and freaked people out at a party.
Tags: Mick Betancourt (2), Premium Blend (749), drugs (377)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 679
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (749), drugs (377)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,551
Greg Behrendt - Washed Up
Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Premium Blend (749), money (471)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 263
Joe Matarese - She's Worth It
Joe Matarese digs his girlfriend.
Tags: Joe Matarese (2), Premium Blend (749), dating (637)
Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 591
