That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Maybe some girls would go to this club to get their itch on?
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
White boys, stop raising the roof.