There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Views: 6,298
Posted: 12/13/2002
Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,321
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 5,483
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), travel (301)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,631
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,097
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,779
Retta - Club Jimmy Hat
Maybe some girls would go to this club to get their itch on?
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 2,579
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), New York City (352)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,872
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 5,010
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 6,335
Retta - Growing Up Poor
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 4,188
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 6,335
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (748), music (485)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 12,032
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,097
Avi Liberman - Creative Write-Offs
Avi Liberman has money problems.
Tags: Avi Liberman (1), Premium Blend (748), money (606)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 562
Guy Torry - Hangin' Out at Home Depot
Golddiggers hang out at Home Depot.
Tags: Guy Torry (1), Premium Blend (748), money (606)
Posted: 11/01/02
Views: 3,294
Mick Betancourt - Acid Trip
Mick took acid and freaked people out at a party.
Tags: Mick Betancourt (2), Premium Blend (748), drugs (503)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,796
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (748), drugs (503)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 2,703
Greg Behrendt - Washed Up
Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), Premium Blend (748), money (606)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 499
Joe Matarese - She's Worth It
Joe Matarese digs his girlfriend.
Tags: Joe Matarese (2), dating (786), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 1,146
