When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Views: 3,895
Posted: 02/21/2000
Retta - Club Jimmy Hat
Maybe some girls would go to this club to get their itch on?
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 2,309
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), New York City (347)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,406
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 5,180
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 3,694
Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,001
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,555
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,237
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), weight/obesity (295)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,198
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (748), money (599)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 5,731
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), ethnic (867), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 6,078
Godfrey - Poor
Welfare is luxury.
Tags: Godfrey (24), Premium Blend (748), money (599)
Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 7,716
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (748), money (599)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 5,731
Juston McKinney - Poor Kid
You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.
Tags: Juston McKinney (11), Premium Blend (748), food (712)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 7,283
Stand-Up: Jimmy Dore - Irregular Clothing
Growing up poor meant shopping for irregular clothing.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), money (599)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 3,207
Tony Camin - Fish Market
The halibut sleep in piles at the fish market.
Tags: Tony Camin (4), Premium Blend (748), food (712)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,504
Lavell Crawford - Two Chops to the Throat
Lavell Crawford's mother orders him to close his eyes in the grocery store.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (809), food (712)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,938
Mark Curry - Poor Halloween
Growing up poor made Halloween a lot different.
Tags: Mark Curry (9), Comedy Central Presents (2173), money (599)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 6,499
Wendy Spero - Betrayal
Wendy Spero ran into her babysitter with another kid.
Tags: Wendy Spero (2), sex (1193), kids (809)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 5,747
RodMan - Single Parent Household
RodMan considered anyone a daddy as long as they dated his mom long enough.
Tags: RodMan (8), Premium Blend (748), parents (566)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 5,702
Freddy Soto - Roaches
Ever have a roach fly out of your shoe?
