Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Filed under: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Views: 2,263
Posted: 02/12/2004
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), stereotypes (389)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,865
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 2,814
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 2,070
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), money (471)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,689
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), New York City (303)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,642
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), travel (249)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,528
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,524
Retta - Growing Up Poor
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,328
Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,121
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,054
Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,122
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,524
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 2,068
Tom Papa - Cat Sex
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 5,547
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), New York City (303)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,642
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), travel (249)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,528
Ted Alexandro - Prison
Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 2,261
Joey Kola - Men, Women and Elephants
Men only want four things out of life.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 1,373
Steve McGrew - Animal Sex
Animals know how to have good sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 13,014
