There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.