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There isn't anything anybody can tell Richard that's worth $650.
Richard got into comedy so that he could humiliate his family.
The Florida state flag must have a clapper on it.
Richard feels very old.
Living to be 105 only looks good on paper.
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Larry is no longer embarrassed when he buys condoms.
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
Growing up in Florida was hard for Wayne because all his friends were retired.
Nurse practitioners love whipping out the mirrors.