Sit down and shut up -- this priest is double-parked.
Anti-diarrhea commercials are too unrealistic.
A cow pleads for his life.
Richard Jeni wants a cooking show for a guy like him.
Dating should be more like poker.
Red wine and PMS is a witch's brew.
The best part of being a comic is coming on stage to music.
Richard Jeni offers the key to a good relationship.
Richard Jeni goes on a lying rampage about condoms.