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Richard Lewis - Harriet

Beware Hitler, Hussein and Harriet.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 717

Richard Lewis - Cheating

Cheating means the end of a relationship.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 57

Richard Lewis - Hypochondriac

It's hard to exercise when you're a hypochondriac.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 122

Richard Lewis - Woodstock

Richard didn't go to Woodstock because it was drizzling.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 557

Richard Lewis - Someone Who Doesn't Love You

You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 385

Richard Lewis - Important to be Loved

You shouldn't be dating anyone who's hostile towards you.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,204

Richard Lewis - Dylan in Politics

Richard wants Bob Dylan for president.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 233

Richard Lewis - Failure to Commit

Richard has a hard time committing to a relationship.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 666

Richard Lewis - Intimacy

If you don't have someone who loves you, life can be a nightmare.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 631

Richard Lewis - Intercourse

The 90s is the decade of the shrieking orgasm.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 274

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Richard Lewis: TV Guide Descriptions

Streetcar Named Desire' -- it was the worst ever. It was -- 'A surprise visit from his sister-in-law throws off Stanley's bowling game.' Hey, let's...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: All First Class Flight

They flew me out in this plane that was only first class. It was all first class. It was the most psychotic thing I've ever seen in my life. The...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: That Nauseous

If I'm on the toilet for more than two minutes, I take Dramamine. That's how nauseous I get.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Cross-Country With Mother

We actually went to San Francisco from Jersey. We pulled out of the driveway -- my mother was jiggling something in her hand. I said, 'What are you...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Third Class Mail

First class mail sucks. What is third class mail? They must strap a letter on the back of a mental patient and he wanders aimlessly.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Jewish Mobster

What's a Jewish mobster? 'I'm going to break the legs of your therapist.'

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Break a Leg

Before I have masturbation, I say to myself, 'Break a leg.' While I masturbate, I actually fantasize that I'm somebody else. In fact, if I do it in...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Community Service

If I have an orgasm, I feel that I have to give six weeks of community service to various charities.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Jewish Center League Sports

We had our own Olympics and forget the color war. We had the colon wars, which was sort of sad. The rabbi was the head of the sports department,...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Only Child Ex-Girlfriend

She was wacko. She was an only child, but she still had a sibling rivalry.

Posted: 02/24/1992

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