Richard's friend smoked a lot of grass in college.
Condom wrappers are hard to open.
They put a lot of crap on television these days.
Richard has sexual problems.
Sean Young gets the worst press.
Richard's friend drank a Bloody Mary at 7 a.m.
Richard watches a lot of TV in his hotel room.
Richard was with the wrong woman last week.
Richard is linked with a nice Jewish homicidal transsexual.
Crazy Waldo gets married for the fifth time.