All of Richard's furniture is sharp.
Horror movies make Richard squeamish.
Richard is finally older than his mom.
MC stands for Manic Compressive.
Two orgasms don't make a right.
Richard needed a prescription for Valium before he could fly to Rome.
Richard's last girlfriend had a lot of ex-boyfriends.
Richard feels very old.
Richard was with the wrong woman last week.
Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.