Don't shush your partner during an orgasm.
Horror movies make Richard squeamish.
It's hard to exercise when you're a hypochondriac.
Richard didn't go to Woodstock because it was drizzling.
Richard isn't an egomaniac, but his knee is very cocky.
Richard is finally older than his mom.
Richard usually meets women at his doctors' offices.
Richard needs heat.
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.