Richard has sexual problems.
Richard feels very old.
Sean Young gets the worst press.
Richard is finally older than his mom.
You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.
Richard can't even imagine getting married.
In the South, they think that "Hanukkah" is a duck call.
You probably don't need to run a victory lap around the bed.
Richard isn't an egomaniac, but his knee is very cocky.
You never lose your problems.