The Jewish Center League's sports mascot was the Embarrassment Boy.
Richard's friend smoked a lot of grass in college.
Growing up, Richard had depression fairs instead of birthday parties.
Richard has sexual problems.
It's hard to exercise when you're a hypochondriac.
T.G.I. Yom Kippur is not a good restaurant idea.
In the South, they think that "Hanukkah" is a duck call.
It's a lot easier to rock out in the shower.
Richard's family had a menorah on a dimmer.
All of Richard's furniture is sharp.