They put a lot of crap on television these days.
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
You probably don't need to run a victory lap around the bed.
You never lose your problems.
Before he masturbates, Richard tells himself to "break a leg."
Richard dated a crazy actress.
You shouldn't be dating anyone who's hostile towards you.
Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.
Richard's last girlfriend had a lot of ex-boyfriends.
Richard Lewis can smell good food anywhere.