Don't shush your partner during an orgasm.
Horror movies make Richard squeamish.
It's hard to exercise when you're a hypochondriac.
Richard didn't go to Woodstock because it was drizzling.
Richard isn't an egomaniac, but his knee is very cocky.
Richard is finally older than his mom.
Two orgasms don't make a right.
Richard usually meets women at his doctors' offices.
Richard needs heat.
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.