Richard wants Bob Dylan for president.
Booster shots can help you with your fear of intimacy.
Richard has sexual problems.
They put a lot of crap on television these days.
Richard's mom had a Chevy Nova with a computer in it.
Before he masturbates, Richard tells himself to "break a leg."
Richard dreads the idea of his own action figure.
Richard needed a prescription for Valium before he could fly to Rome.
T.G.I. Yom Kippur is not a good restaurant idea.
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.