Martha Stewart is a professional party planner for Kmart.
Be careful that the person you're hugging doesn't have three bruised ribs.
If your weekends start on Tuesday, you might be partying too much.
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
When you start getting older, you talk about sleep like its sex.
Hayes is terrible at booty calls.
Hopefully, God doesn't write stuff down.
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Sebastian describes the women at nightclubs.
