Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
Views: 1,135
Posted: 01/11/2001
Robert Hawkins - Singing Along
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), music (475), friends (391)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,679
Robert Hawkins - World Traveler
In Spanish, "el" is the sound you make when your sinuses act up.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,630
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 2,369
Robert Hawkins - Not Fair
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 979
Robert Hawkins - Write Home
Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 880
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,613
Robert Hawkins - Balding
A lack of patience is the world's biggest problem.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,111
Robert Hawkins - Cheap Vacation
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,608
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,873
Robert Hawkins - Cheap Vacation
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,608
Robert Hawkins - Balding
A lack of patience is the world's biggest problem.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,111
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,613
Gary Valentine - Cologne Ads
Why do they always have to whisper?
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), dating (779), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/06/99
Views: 1,563
Danielle Koenig - Friend's Tattoo
Why would someone tattoo her vagina?
Tags: Danielle Koenig (2), men/women (1147), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 2,926
Russ Meneve - Dating
Don't you want to kill some of your friends for the blind dates they set you up on?
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 2,921
Dane Cook - Preparing for Fights
Different ethnic groups prepare to fight in different ways.
Tags: Dane Cook (30), ethnic (867), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 51,524
Jim Breuer - Heavy Metal Shows
Heavy metal shows can get crazy.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 8,009
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,873
Tim Young - Caller ID
Once you're addicted to caller ID, you feel like a secret agent.
