Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
In Spanish, "el" is the sound you make when your sinuses act up.
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
A lack of patience is the world's biggest problem.
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
The older you get, the more you hate people.