A lack of patience is the world's biggest problem.
Filed under: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Views: 282
Posted: 07/03/2003
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking, smacking kittens.
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Posted: 07/04/03
Views: 3,996
Robert Hawkins - Singing Along
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), music (381), friends (281)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 670
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 639
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 633
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 482
Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun
Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 381
Robert Hawkins - Not Fair
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 325
Robert Hawkins - Cheap Vacation
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 321
Robert Hawkins - Write Home
Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 295
Robert Hawkins - Not Fair
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 325
Dov Davidoff - God's Crazy Associates
Why is everybody most closely associated with God always doing something wild?
Tags: Dov Davidoff (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 3,897
Dov Davidoff - Finding a Nice Girl
Nice people make things -- like a stripper who'll knit you a mitten.
Tags: Dov Davidoff (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 7,786
Lynne Koplitz - Thirties
Things change when you're in your 30s.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 7,568
Wayne Federman - Not So Sporty
Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 386
Louis C.K. - Embarrassing Situations
Louis C.K. admits to being embarrassed for 80% of his life.
Tags: Louis C.K. (21), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 18,537
DeRay - Clubs
If women look out for their single girlfriends.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 9,275
Cathy Ladman - Aging
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,849
Dov Davidoff - Guy Talk
In public, guys will say things that catch Dov Davidoff off guard.
Tags: Dov Davidoff (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 3,551
Pam Matteson - Women
Being a bitch is an art form.
Tags: Pam Matteson (4), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,036
