A lack of patience is the world's biggest problem.
Views: 1,187
Posted: 07/03/2003
Robert Hawkins - Singing Along
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), music (485), friends (403)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,767
Robert Hawkins - Cheap Vacation
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,668
Robert Hawkins - World Traveler
In Spanish, "el" is the sound you make when your sinuses act up.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,675
Robert Hawkins - Not Fair
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,035
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,943
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,674
Robert Hawkins - Write Home
Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 931
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 2,439
Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun
Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Premium Blend (748), health (657)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 1,210
Robert Hawkins - Not Fair
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,035
Dov Davidoff - God's Crazy Associates
Why is everybody most closely associated with God always doing something wild?
Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 11,842
Dov Davidoff - Finding a Nice Girl
Nice people make things -- like a stripper who'll knit you a mitten.
Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 18,834
Louis C.K. - Embarrassing Situations
Louis C.K. admits to being embarrassed for 80% of his life.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 28,744
Wayne Federman - Not So Sporty
Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 1,390
Jeremy Hotz - Ugly
Jeremy Hotz's nose looks like an elbow attached to his face.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), aging (330)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 3,941
Nick Swardson - Bad Stories
Nick Swardson makes his stories better by lying.
Tags: Nick Swardson (50), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 20,684
Lynne Koplitz - Thirties
Things change when you're in your 30s.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 21,567
DeRay - Clubs
If women look out for their single girlfriends.
Tags: DeRay Davis (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 22,364
Dov Davidoff - Guy Talk
In public, guys will say things that catch Dov Davidoff off guard.
Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 12,111
