In Spanish, "el" is the sound you make when your sinuses act up.
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Views: 279
Posted: 07/03/2003
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking, smacking kittens.
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Posted: 07/04/03
Views: 3,996
Robert Hawkins - Singing Along
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), music (381), friends (281)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 671
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 642
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 633
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 483
Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun
Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 382
Robert Hawkins - Not Fair
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 325
Robert Hawkins - Cheap Vacation
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 321
Robert Hawkins - Write Home
Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 295
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 482
Robert Hawkins - Cheap Vacation
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 321
Dana Gould - Traveling
Every town in America has a porn shop.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (789), travel (249)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 813
Reggie McFadden - Pornos
Every man's fantasy is to be alone with naked women.
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Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 4,498
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 633
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 1,200
Robert Hawkins - Write Home
Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 295
Christian Finnegan - Chandra Levy
Based on Christian's computer entries, he was abducted by sorority sluts.
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Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 4,038
Marc Maron - Renting Porn
"Citizen Kane" is a great way to balance "Dirty Debutantes."
Tags: Marc Maron (32), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 284
Dave Attell - Porno
Where is the harm in masturbation?
Tags: Dave Attell (36), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 7,000
