Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.
Views: 18,325
Posted: 04/03/2008
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
Robert Kelly - Breasts
Let's get the obvious out of the way: I'm fat.
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Posted: 04/04/08
Views: 92,437
Robert Kelly - Thinking of Others
If you have sex outside, bugs fly in your ass.
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Posted: 04/04/08
Views: 5,955
Robert Kelly - Good Sex
I was so good at sex I was sexy after sex.
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Posted: 04/04/08
Views: 10,667
Robert Kelly - Applebee's
I love restaurants that cater to fat people.
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Posted: 04/04/08
Views: 129,871
Robert Kelly - No Romance
Bugs fly in your ass when you have sex outside.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 5,473
Robert Kelly - Being Fat
Buying clothes sucks when you're fat.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), weight/obesity (296)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 6,741
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
Robert Kelly - Romantic Proposal
Robert had a romantic proposal in Aruba all planned out.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 6,518
Robert Kelly - Video Games
Robert Kelly still plays video games in his socks and underwear.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 32,066
Robert Kelly - Awful Sex
Robert used to be good at sex.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 7,571
Robert Kelly - Real Love
Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 11,354
Robert Kelly - Socks to Bed
Robert's fiance hates that he sleeps fully naked with socks on.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 10,247
Robert Kelly - Wipe the Seat
If Robert wants to wipe the seat, he'll wipe it with his socks.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 6,223
