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Robert Schimmel

Robert Schimmel

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Born in the Bronx, Robert Schimmel's "big break" came in 1986 when Rodney Dangerfield invited Robert...

1 - 4 of 4 Robert Schimmel Videos
Bear on a Bike (1:17)

It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.

Posted: 07/05/2007 Views: 33151
Swim with the Dolphins (3:52)

Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.

Posted: 07/05/2007 Views: 7649
Punch a Shark (3:09)

It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.

Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 5379
Weird Ads (2:24)

A lot of commercials send the wrong messages about their products.

Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 3255

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My daughter saw this billboard for this place: 'Swim With the Dolphins.' She goes, 'I wanna do that.' I said, 'It's a lot of money -- forget about it.' She said, 'Dad, I always wanted to swim with the dolphins.' 'Always, or since you saw the sign?'