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It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
A lot of commercials send the wrong messages about their products.
Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Paul Varghese's apartment has a bed and a set of drawers.
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
Married men don't get guts from drinking beer; they get guts from swallowing pride.
Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.