English teachers are evil people.
Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.
Why do the makeup counter girls at the fancy mall wear lab coats?
Rocky LaPorte went to North Dakota, but it was closed.
Rocky LaPorte turned 38 three or four years ago.
Rocky doesn't understand Southern sayings.
Whose job is it to make sure nobody eats in the bathroom of the Staten Island Zoo?
Rocky is confused by Canadian thermostats.