24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
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Posted: 05/30/1994
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Now there are condoms that glow in the dark.
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The latches are always broken in the men's room.
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Posted: 05/30/94
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Cold water does things to a man.
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The prize on "The Dating Game" is another contestant.
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Now there are condoms that glow in the dark.
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An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
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Sean comes from an Irish family.
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The girls at the cosmetics counter always act like they're doing you a favor.
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Sarah isn't perfect.
