If you use a guido voice, you can call your biceps anything.
Views: 7,724
Posted: 04/02/2010
Rory Albanese - Middle East Solution
Stoned, fat video game junkies don't want to train to be terrorists.
Tags: Rory Albanese (8), kids (831), parents (591)
Posted: 04/07/11
Views: 4,354
Rory Albanese - Golden Arches
Nobody tells Rory Albanese how to act in a McDonald's.
Tags: Rory Albanese (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), travel (301)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 14,221
Rory Albanese - Phone Centers
Rory Albanese will not deal with Indian operators with American accents.
Tags: Rory Albanese (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), America (209)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 7,181
Rory Albanese - New Jersey Attitude
Americans should act like they're from New Jersey when they travel to Europe.
Tags: Rory Albanese (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), travel (301)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 10,991
Rory Albanese - European Trip
London should get some Greek people and open a diner.
Tags: Rory Albanese (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 8,995
Rory Albanese - Kids With ADD
If children can't focus, it may be a disorder or the fact that they're seven years old.
Tags: Rory Albanese (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 21,907
Rory Albanese - Kool Aid Man
It must have been hard to be the Kool Aid Man after the Jonestown Massacre.
Tags: Rory Albanese (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), impressions (466)
Posted: 03/26/10
Views: 31,635
Alonzo Bodden - Women
In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 11,171
Mike Vecchione - Dumb Feelings
Men and women's differences outside the bedroom are reflected inside the bedroom.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,986
Owen Benjamin - Public Restrooms for Guys
Men don't compliment each other in the bathroom.
Tags: Owen Benjamin (25), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 9,215
Rory Albanese - Phone Centers
Rory Albanese will not deal with Indian operators with American accents.
Tags: Rory Albanese (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), America (209)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 7,181
Rory Albanese - Kool Aid Man
It must have been hard to be the Kool Aid Man after the Jonestown Massacre.
Tags: Rory Albanese (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), impressions (466)
Posted: 03/26/10
Views: 31,635
Rory Albanese - Kids With ADD
If children can't focus, it may be a disorder or the fact that they're seven years old.
Tags: Rory Albanese (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 21,907
Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo
The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 7,228
Margaret Smith - Year of the Woman
Women aren't going to get another year.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,216
Julian McCullough - Put Me In, Coach
When you're drinking a lot and you're a guy, your equipment gets all screwed up.
Tags: Julian McCullough (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 20,351
Lynne Koplitz - Lollipop
A grown woman cannot walk down the street with a lollipop in New York.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 35,986
