Stoned, fat video game junkies don't want to train to be terrorists.
Nobody tells Rory Albanese how to act in a McDonald's.
If you use a guido voice, you can call your biceps anything.
Rory Albanese will not deal with Indian operators with American accents.
London should get some Greek people and open a diner.
If children can't focus, it may be a disorder or the fact that they're seven years old.
It must have been hard to be the Kool Aid Man after the Jonestown Massacre.