There's too many naked old dudes at the gym.
Looking to get married and have kids isn't Rudy Rush at his sexiest.
All parents have the same excuse to get out of helping kids with their math homework.
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
When you leave a Bruce Lee movie as a 13-year-old, you think you know karate.
Pretty babies and ugly babies act completely differently.
Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.
Though there's no Martin Luther King or Malcolm X, there's at least Mr. T.
There's no easy way for a man to tell a woman she's not so fresh.