The map seat is the worst seat on the subway.
Views: 695
Posted: 11/01/2001
Rudy Rush - Math Homework
All parents have the same excuse to get out of helping kids with their math homework.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), parents (566)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 6,219
Rudy Rush - Single Life
Looking to get married and have kids isn't Rudy Rush at his sexiest.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 6,552
Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty
As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 9,028
Rudy Rush - Black Leadership
Though there's no Martin Luther King or Malcolm X, there's at least Mr. T.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 2,319
Rudy Rush - Break Ups
Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 15,918
Rudy Rush - Pretty Babies vs. Ugly Babies
Pretty babies and ugly babies act completely differently.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 6,248
Rudy Rush - The Gym
There's too many naked old dudes at the gym.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,122
Rudy Rush - Hygiene
There's no easy way for a man to tell a woman she's not so fresh.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 7,671
Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 9,515
Rudy Rush - Little Brothers
When you leave a Bruce Lee movie as a 13-year-old, you think you know karate.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,576
Wendy Spero - Red Bra
Wendy Spero found her red bra in baggage claim.
Tags: Wendy Spero (2), Premium Blend (748), New York City (347)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 1,244
Eliot Chang - Sidewalk Rage
New Yorkers are the toughest people in the world.
Tags: Eliot Chang (11), ethnic (867), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 5,763
Rudy Rush - Little Brothers
When you leave a Bruce Lee movie as a 13-year-old, you think you know karate.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,576
Reese Waters - Recession
Comedians don't get the city to themselves during the day anymore.
Tags: Reese Waters (3), money (599), work/office (430)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 1,655
Emmy Laybourne - Lady Bus Driver
Lady bus driver, don't you see? I love you.
Tags: Emmy Laybourne (2), Premium Blend (748), New York City (347)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,194
Patrick Borelli - Enormous Homeless Man
There's not much that can be done when a 6'5" homeless man starts peeing on a subway door.
Tags: Patrick Borelli (2), Premium Blend (748), New York City (347)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 968
Ed Helms - Marathons
Ed Helms used to be a lifeguard.
Tags: Ed Helms (1), Premium Blend (748), New York City (347)
Posted: 11/01/02
Views: 8,229
John Mooney - What Are You Working On?
John Mooney joins a gym.
Tags: John Mooney (2), Premium Blend (748), New York City (347)
Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 1,484
Godfrey - New York City Transit
There's a reason transit workers sit behind bulletproof glass.
Tags: Godfrey (24), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 21,081
D.L. Hughley - Exclusive New York
It feels like there's a velvet rope everywhere in New York.
