Pretty babies and ugly babies act completely differently.
Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.
There's no easy way for a man to tell a woman she's not so fresh.
Looking to get married and have kids isn't Rudy Rush at his sexiest.
All parents have the same excuse to get out of helping kids with their math homework.
When you leave a Bruce Lee movie as a 13-year-old, you think you know karate.