When you leave a Bruce Lee movie as a 13-year-old, you think you know karate.
There's no easy way for a man to tell a woman she's not so fresh.
Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.
Looking to get married and have kids isn't Rudy Rush at his sexiest.
All parents have the same excuse to get out of helping kids with their math homework.
There's too many naked old dudes at the gym.
Pretty babies and ugly babies act completely differently.
As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.
Though there's no Martin Luther King or Malcolm X, there's at least Mr. T.