All parents have the same excuse to get out of helping kids with their math homework.
As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.
When you leave a Bruce Lee movie as a 13-year-old, you think you know karate.
Pretty babies and ugly babies act completely differently.
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
Though there's no Martin Luther King or Malcolm X, there's at least Mr. T.
Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.
There's no easy way for a man to tell a woman she's not so fresh.
There's too many naked old dudes at the gym.