Russ needs therapy.
Russ talks dirty to cookies.
Russ Meneve is a bad person.
Russ would be the worst POW.
Russ' Snapple cap says that girls like big wieners.
Russ considers himself a lonely guy.
Jewish people can only partially admit to their heritage.
Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.
Are there people provoking shark attacks?
The inventor of the ski mask had the best of intentions.