Don't you want to kill some of your friends for the blind dates they set you up on?
Things were going so well at the bar, who could tell that these girls were prostitutes?
Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.
Russ talks dirty to cookies.
Russ' Snapple cap says that girls like big wieners.
Russ would be the worst POW.
Jewish people can only partially admit to their heritage.
The world hates America.