Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
Jewish people can only partially admit to their heritage.
Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.
Russ considers himself a lonely guy.
Russ Meneve is a bad person.
The inventor of the ski mask had the best of intentions.
Russ' Snapple cap says that girls like big wieners.
Russ needs therapy.
Russ would be the worst POW.