Russ talks dirty to cookies.
Russ considers himself a lonely guy.
Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.
Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
Jewish people can only partially admit to their heritage.
Russ' Snapple cap says that girls like big wieners.
The inventor of the ski mask had the best of intentions.
Russ would be the worst POW.
Russ needs therapy.