The inventor of the ski mask had the best of intentions.
Things were going so well at the bar, who could tell that these girls were prostitutes?
Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.
Russ talks dirty to cookies.
Russ would be the worst POW.
Don't you want to kill some of your friends for the blind dates they set you up on?
Russ' Snapple cap says that girls like big wieners.
The world hates America.
Jewish people can only partially admit to their heritage.