Russ considers himself a lonely guy.
Russ talks dirty to cookies.
Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
Jewish people can only partially admit to their heritage.
The inventor of the ski mask had the best of intentions.
Are there people provoking shark attacks?
Russ would be the worst POW.
Russ' Snapple cap says that girls like big wieners.
Russ Meneve is a bad person.