The Jonas Brothers are not having sex.
Nothing ruins an orgy like bumping into your mom.
Even Jesus Christ only stood on the ocean once.
After Russell knows you've got a boyfriend, you have 11 seconds of conversation left.
It'll be like a light-hearted romp.
The Daily Mail is distilled evil and cruelty.
Russell doesn't love not being as famous in America.
Whenever Russell Brand is nervous about an upcoming show, he gives a homeless person some money.
Freud said the sexual self is the essential self.